A secret society of pranksters is called illuminaughty
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What secret society loves to eat pretzels?

The Illumi-Knotty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobIsMyCableGuy
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What do you call a glass jar in a secret society?

A Freemason Jar

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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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Thinking of starting my own secret society that is really hard to become initiated into

I'll call it diffiCULT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I tried to join a secret religious society, but the requirements were very strict.

It was called Diffi cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What do you call a top secret society of beverages?

The illuminatea

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What do you call tin foil hat graduates of the National Secret Honor Society?

The Aluminumati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I belong to a Lord of the Rings Society, and we have a secret sign.

It is a Tolkien gesture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Dad, can I join your secret society?

Yes, you mason.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Ooh...there's an Irish secret society that wants to be Scottish.

It's a Celt kilt cult.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccococco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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What do you call a secret society of cheeses?

The Hallouminati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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What Do You Call Former Members of Secret Societies?

Aluminati

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDimReaper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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The Cheerio story

So once upon a time, there was a planet shaped like a cheerio. A small moon made of milk or tied the planet, going through the center of the donut shaped world. On this planet, lived an interesting species. They acted and lived similarly to us humans? But looked just like large Cheerios (with footings hands and feet like miis) Within this society there were levels of Cheerios: original, honey nut, and finally frosted. The originals were the backbone of the economy, doing the herd labor while the honey nuts ran the businesses and the frosted Cheerios (the top of the top) led the world. Our story today focuses on a single Cheerio. Born into an original Cheerio family, this lad learned the hard way how to work. From a young age, he was forced to get a job in the local milk refinery, where his dad worked. He grew up, and soon had a family of his own. His wife, son, and daughter all worked hard, but were happy. One day walking home from school, the kids found a runaway honey nut Cheerio pup, and decided to keep him. It wasn’t much, but it inspired our little Cheerio friend here. One day, he got fed up with taking orders, and demanded a raise. His entire family has worked in this one factory for three generations, and he wanted to move up in the world, not just for him but also his kids. His old boss however, did not have the power to promote this Cheerio, and he was forced to make a life changing decision: he would go to the refinery company and use every penny in the family savings account (under the bed) to try and get a higher position. After waiting on line for over a week, his appoint was finally here. After bickering and bargaining for hours, the refinery company boss saw a spark in this lad’s eye. He agreed to give this Cheerio a promotion to the honored honey nut glaze in exchange for everything this man owned, including the family’s prized honey nut dog. Was it worth it? Well pretty soon he owned his own milk refinery and was able to breed his own honey nut dogs, so yes, yes it was. Owning and operating the refinery went smoothly. Milk was transported from the moon to the planet using space busses, and the milk itself was funneled down to the refineries using large straws. After the milk was ready to drink, it was shipped off to be sold. He was happy working here, but eventually he realized it wasn’t enough. This Cheerio, once a simple original Cheerio wanted to follow the β€œAmerican dream” and do the best he could. He wanted to become a frosted Ch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackcrackaman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Dad joke meeting

Do all dads just come together at some secret location trying to think of the best dad jokes to tell? It would be like a secret society.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditballer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society

They kicked me out for spilling the beans.

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