Donβt fear the reaper, they said.
Whatβs the opposite of a hetero scythe?
A bi sickle.
Iβve just been helping a man wearing a black robe holding a scythe get the frost off of his car
I was de-icing with death
I saw a guy this morning wearing a black cloak and scraping the frost off his windscreen with a Scythe...
I was going to offer a hand but my wife told me it's not a good idea to de-ice with death
How to pronounce 'scythe'
So last night at dinner, I was discussing with my brother the pronunciation of the letter 'y' in the word 'scythe.' Me: "It's pronounced scythe!" (Sounds like eye) Brother: "No, it's scythe!" (Like sith) Me: "Mom, as an English major how is it pronounced?" Dad: "I don't think the British know that much about Star Wars." Me: "Mother, why did you marry him?"
What did Death begrudgingly tell Jesus before his resurrection?
"Oh, get out of my scythe!"
The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.
He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.
