Scythe Puns

A list of puns related to "Scythe"

What’s the opposite of a hetero scythe?

A bi sickle.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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I’ve just been helping a man wearing a black robe holding a scythe get the frost off of his car

I was de-icing with death

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I saw a guy this morning wearing a black cloak and scraping the frost off his windscreen with a Scythe...

I was going to offer a hand but my wife told me it's not a good idea to de-ice with death

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👤︎ u/26326312
📅︎ Oct 31 2017
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How to pronounce 'scythe'

So last night at dinner, I was discussing with my brother the pronunciation of the letter 'y' in the word 'scythe.' Me: "It's pronounced scythe!" (Sounds like eye) Brother: "No, it's scythe!" (Like sith) Me: "Mom, as an English major how is it pronounced?" Dad: "I don't think the British know that much about Star Wars." Me: "Mother, why did you marry him?"

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👤︎ u/Darth_Tazan
📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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What did Death begrudgingly tell Jesus before his resurrection?

"Oh, get out of my scythe!"

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👤︎ u/rubbergnome
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.

He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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