Scalpels Puns

A list of puns related to "Scalpels"

The fastest way to my heart

is with a scalpel and a bone saw

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👤︎ u/ReizarfXela
📅︎ Dec 28 2022
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What did a brain surgeon order at a restaurant?

A seizure salad

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 22 2022
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I invented an at home kit for giving yourself stitches.

I'm calling it Suture Self.

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👤︎ u/MysticalTroll_
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Do you wanna know what the key to anyone's heart is?

A scalpel

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👤︎ u/ExplodingTentacles
📅︎ Jun 08 2022
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Girlfriend dadjoked for the first time in two years

I had previously told her that I'm afraid of going bald as I get older. Cut to later in the day...

Me: Gore in movies and games doesn't bother me when heads and arms and stuff are getting sliced off. But I get a little cringy when it's a scalpel cutting into skin; precision cuts are weird for me.

GF: Is it because it's a scalp el?

Me: ...

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👤︎ u/magladek
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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You want to know the way to my heart?

A scalpel and a bone saw.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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You wanna know the way to my heart?

A scalpel and a bone saw.

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👤︎ u/Charley144
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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