Incisions Puns

A list of puns related to "Incisions"

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing his own incision?

Suture self 🤷‍♂️

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👤︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a surgeon for a rebel army?

An insurgent.

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👤︎ u/siddis76
📅︎ Apr 19 2016
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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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👤︎ u/matrose9
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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