What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
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What do you call a surgeon for a rebel army?

An insurgent.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
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