3 Hilarious Incision Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

📅︎ Aug 15 2020

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What do you call a surgeon for a rebel army?

An insurgent.

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👤︎ u/siddis76

📅︎ Apr 19 2016

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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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👤︎ u/matrose9

📅︎ Nov 27 2018

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