What do you have after a bowel resection?

What do you have after a bowel resection?

A semi-colon.

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My dad after I had a lip resection...

I had a lip resection (when they take tissue out of your lip) last year because my bottom lip was too big. When I woke up from the surgery, my dad leans in and says,

"I thought it was kinda rude how you gave the doctor that lip."

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📅︎ Dec 14 2013
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