Sandes Puns

Stop making a rakis.

He said the police were expecting a crime wave

camelflage

Sediment always settles

He said it was because we weren’t anywhere near the bank.

"That's a small font."

A grain-fart.

Of Coarse It Is!

that's a moray.

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

It got in pailed.

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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Rough Rough

You are such a beach.

You better Appa-logize right now or else!

I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."

Investors couldn't see the business taking off

Because they single file to hide their numbers.

I am fine.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.

He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

I’m drawing a line in the sand.

malnourished

I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on

Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.

Because it lacks potential

It would take a while to sink in.

So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.

So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close. You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like “we arent even touching it, calm down!” but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said “if you step over this line, i WILL punch you..”

that was the punch line >insert finger guns<

Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants

It was of great sedimentary value.

Because the Seaweed.

Because the sea weed

A vege-smite sand witch!

Nothing, it just waved.

"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.

"Making burritos" the boy responded.

Litter-ature

Sorry I’m not sorry ;)

“Bison.”

Rough! Rough! Rough!

Malnourished.

A sand witch.

Malnourished

It is of great sedimentary value.