One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.
My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
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You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear “I’m a Loser Baby” for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
My 🚣♀️ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
For the convict on death row waiting to hear back from the governor...
...no noose is good news.
What do you call a row of men waiting for a hair cut?
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
It’s created a real division in our home.
My neighbor tried to wager money on whether I could jump the row of bushes between our properties...
But I don't like to hedge my bets.
What do you call a row of bunnies walking backwards
I've just eaten 3 yogurts in a row...
What do you call a row of crippled boxers?
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
What do you call a row of boxers?
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