His vacation went off without a hitch.
The problem is, I can’t tell whether she loves me or she loves me knot.
It said, ‘fraid not
Europe
Didn’t go down well.
May bee sew, may bee knot
and one of them was a-frayed.
Luckily, the authorities managed to safely return both textbooks back to the library.
That place is a Gas Hole
I'm hoping to become a Poet Lariat.
So the rope goes outside and thinks for a minute. He twists himself up and messes up his hair and goes back in.
“Hey ain’t you that rope I just kicked outta here?” “Nope. I’m a frayed knot”
Don't pick your noose!
I'd choose the latter.
What in carnation?!
The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here."
So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, roughs up his ends, walks back into the bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was here a few minutes ago?"
The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face...
But there was too much paperwork.
The intertwine.
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
The bartender says to him, “We don’t serve rope here; you’ll have to leave.”
So the rope goes back outside and ducks around the corner. He ties himself up, dishevels the strands on his head, and walks back into the bar.
Despite his new look, the bartender instantly recognizes him. “What did I tell you? We don’t serve rope here!”
And the rope replies, “A rope?! I’m a frayed knot.”
My son told me it was tangled up. I told him “no it’s knot!”
I guess you could say I get a chain reaction.
I said "You're going to be the one that saves meeeee......"
Because they only tie
Because it was knotty
You’d know if you understood tautology.
Self-taut.
I hate long good buys.
He recoiled in fear.
She responded: idk, can you knot?
I've never been more proud to be married to her.
In the end they tied
the bartender kicks him out on the daily making it known that they don’t serve ropes in his bar. One day he decides that he may have better luck with a disguise, so he ties himself up in a good tangle and frantically pulls all the fibers apart at both of his cut ends. He walks back into the bar and orders two shots. The bartender says to him, “ Hey...aren’t you that rope I kicked out of here yesterday?”. The rope looks at him confused and says, “ No, I’m a frayed knot”.
but I’m knot
I thought I’d show him the ropes
I work at a neighborhood bar, and we have a giant marquee that we regularly use to post bad puns and other cringey jokes. What's your best bar-advertising dad joke? The bar is nautical themed, so bonus points for anything seaworthy.
EUR-O-PEA-N.
(Brought to you by my girlfriend. Sorry if unoriginal.)
Guess i have to try it without r
I sheet you knot
Didn't go down well.
A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender scowls and says “We don’t serve ropes in here!”
The rope stares back and says “I’m not a rope!”
Flabbergasted the bartender says “You’re not?!”
To which the rope replies “No, I’m a frayed knot”
