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πŸ‘€︎ u/AprilTowers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My friend was going on holiday to the Greek Island of Rhodes

I told him to watch out for the cars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubbaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Good rhode island puns

Anyone got some good rhode island puns for my project

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porunosuta
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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What State Has The Most Streets?

Rhode Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetableSalad420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The culprit is a major D.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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We need to add three more states to the United States of America

53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Which state has the most streets per square mile?

It's Rhode Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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How many apples grow on trees?

All of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeyMorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Stolen from a friends Facebook post

OK... so did you ever notice how every time you spend 4 days alone in the woods and you make it out without a scratch or even a mosquito bite, and you're feeling all peaceful and relaxed and at one with the universe, you're not home 20 minutes and unloading the back of your truck when you slam your right shin into the trailer hitch... and amid the flashing white stars around you, your fists clench, your teeth grit, your body tenses and every "mean, nasty and ugly" word you ever read, heard, uttered or even imagined ("Wait... is #*&%#@!!! even a word??? Oh what the heck? It works!") goes tearing through your brain.... and eventually it passes and you keep working, surprised you're not even limping and it doesn't hurt more than it does... and almost an hour later, when you're finished and getting undressed to take your first hot shower in days, you see a lump on your shin the size of Rhode Island... and the first image that pops into your head is John Merrick yelling "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!... in fact, it literally looks like a second knee on your right leg... so you spend the rest of the evening keeping it elevated and icing it on and off, alternating between a blue gel pack and a bag of frozen peas.... and when you go to bed, you keep the gel pack on while you read and then take it off before you go to sleep... and then you wake up around 3AM and decide to check your shin and the swelling has gone down quite a bit... but since you still have several hours before you get up, you decide to ice it again... but the gel pack on the floor is no longer cold so you get up, walk to the kitchen and open the fridge... and after taking a bite of leftover pizza from last night (because... well, you're here and what the heck?), you go into the freezer, grab the bag of frozen peas and take them back to bed with you... but they're all frozen into one big solid ball and well, that won't do... so you lay the bag on the bed to pound it once or twice to break them up, but instead the bag bursts open and suddenly there are frozen peas sprayed all over the bed and rolling onto the floor... and all those words from yesterday come rushing back into your head as you kneel to gather them all up... but suddenly your anger completely vanishes and you can't help laughing to yourself as you think, "gee, I can't remember the last time I pea'd the bed in the middle of the night"???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markwittz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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My dad just posted an epic dadjoke on Facebook

I'm thinking of opening a shopping center which specializes in only the stores you can never seem to find when you want them. For instance:

  • New Navy
  • Half Foods
  • Over Armor
  • Paper Clips
  • 49 Cent Store
  • Seniors R Us (really old stuff like antiques)
  • Tom & Harry's Sporting Goods
  • Pier 99 Exports
  • Yankee Light Bulb
  • O.M.G. Monday's
  • Due Pizza (It's Italian, not Spanish)
  • Rhode Island Closets (they are very small)
  • Open Space (think about it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlahBlahNyborg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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Road trips with Dad...

Dad: You know was town is next to Pawtucket?

Sister: What?

Dad: Ma-tucket!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorCrouchJrWho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Pops has always been the sensitive type.

Family was discussing how my brother's ex-girlfriend's grandmother is being transported to RI to be buried after passing away in Florida.

Me: Isn't it sorta weird... you know.. that there could be a dead person flying in a plane en route to Rhode Island.

Dad: No, not really. I'd say the guy she was sitting next to would be the only one a little creeped out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelAnz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutedbassman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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