Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?

it was a revolution around the whole planet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IGotSkills
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I told my Dad to Chill,, and he said, "I'm Chill"

And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".

I Dad Joked My Dad.

I'M THE REVOLUTION

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BrianGarfield
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I had my French cousins over for dinner last night.

They wouldn't stop talking about their New Years Revolutions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MightyOtaku
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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French revolution puns?

I only have one.

The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.

Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iggypopstesticle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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The anthill was up for its regular winter stockpiling preparations...

... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.

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My Western Civ teacher pulled out this one

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wherewasmybrain
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