Revolution 9 Puns

And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".

I Dad Joked My Dad.

I'M THE REVOLUTION

They wouldn't stop talking about their New Years Revolutions.

I only have one.

The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.

Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.

... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.