Since the very beginning, man has been panning for gold and using it as trade.
Our ancestors called it the prime-ore-deal soup
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Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
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︎ Sep 22 2020
You heard about the guy who repaired gold panning equipment while camping?
He specialized in in-tent sieve care.
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︎ Sep 04 2013
Peter Pan Puns
I came up with two today, be warned they are punishing.
Why are the Lost Boys so poor?
It's because they can Never Land a job.
How did Peter Pan get so fat?
He keeps eating out at Wendy's.
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Peter Pan Pun
My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week
Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!
Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.
Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?
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Pans
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︎ Mar 21 2021
A sausage says to the egg "You know, after they burn us up on that hot pan, they'll stab us with forks and cut us with their sharp knives...
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Pan cake
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Can't resist, the pan is searing hot.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
A cake on a pan
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︎ Oct 05 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can neverland.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Wok
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Pan left
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Whatβs in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Get it?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Despite being famous for flying, why did Peter Pan make for a terrible pilot?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Donβt wok away from me!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says βwhat happened? Onions canβt jump by themselvesβ
the first chef responds with βthey can if theyβre spring onionsβ
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Pan pan
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I donβt feel like thereβs a knead
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Peter Pan
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Guess the Pun
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole timeβ¦
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
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︎ May 17 2020
Grow your own
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Talking about Peter Pan when my 14 y/o daughter says, "Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain."
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Why is Peter Pan Always Flying ?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Panda!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Pan duh
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︎ Dec 19 2019
My son was making breakfast for the first time and he distraughtly asked me, "How do you stop the sausages from curling in the pan?!" I smiled and advisedβ¦
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
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︎ Aug 11 2019
My son asked me where the pan was at
I told him it went on a wok
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︎ Mar 10 2020
mor pans
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︎ May 13 2019
Hook is mad
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms π§Ή
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︎ Aug 01 2020
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why is Peter pan always flying?
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︎ May 15 2020
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
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︎ Mar 08 2018
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
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