A list of puns related to "Researchers"
What's the big idea?
It’s about dam time!
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
Question Air.
>!Because questionnaire. It's awful, I know.!<
A bug-gy.
They called it Altimer's disease.
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
What an ex-chitin time we live in
Of statistics
He takes his shit seriously.
Citing the evidence that it runs in your jeans.
"Big fan", I replied.
Lead is a heavy metal with an atomic number of 82.
There was concern that they might have died from Avian Flu. An avian pathologist examined the remains of the crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not avian flu. The cause of death was vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the birds beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that nearly 96% of the crows had been struck by trucks, while only 4% were car impacts.
The MTA then hired an Ornithological Behavourist to determine the reason for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills vs car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat roadkill, they have a look-out crow nearby to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the look-out crows could shout "Cah!", none could shout "Truck!"
the result is sick-nificant
It was called the "Mangacarta".
(A gem from my dad a few days after visiting the Kyoto Manga Museum.)
It has beegun.
Dad - Guess you could call that a tick sheet
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