Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
1986, The Chernobyl reactor exploded, releasing a bright, radioactive beam into the sky. People in towns away stared at it in awe.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
Did you hear about Tesla releasing a fragrance?
It’s called “Elon’s Musk”
Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end.
They're calling it the Uncut Edition.
After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.
"E” “I” “E” “I” “O"
There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...
...working title is "Led Poisoning"
Apple is releasing what they call the iKnife
It's cutting edge technology.
Did you hear Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are releasing an album of Springsteen covers?
It’s called The Who’s The Boss
When musicians die and keep releasing music, you could say they are de-composing. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
Pixar is releasing a sequel to Up, where the old man gets on a balloon and annoys people.
It’s called Up 2: No good.
I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
Pixar is releasing it's own beer this summer
it's called buzz light...
I figure it’s finally time for me to get famous by releasing my sex tape.
Did you hear Cheetos is releasing a clothing line?
Sounds dangerously cheesy.
Transformers are releasing a line of cute animals.
Their leader is a bunny named Hoptimus Prime.
They're releasing a sequel to the popular documentary 'March of the Penguins'.
It's going to be called 'April of the Penguins'.
From Software missed an opportunity in releasing Dark Souls 3 on March 20, 2016....
The Spring Soulstice.
you hear Apple is releasing a self driving vehicals exclusively in russia?
it's called the I-van
The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.
It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.
