I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
Police released me, let me go!
I would have broken more if they didn’t kick me out of the music store.
You could see the punch line coming from a mile away
People say I’m like a broken record...
People say I’m like a broken record...
He only lives a stone's throw away
Close, but no Seger.
Because the government declared a rock down.
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
Expunge Bob
It was his vinyl request.
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
In his stu-stu-studio
..but I've already got that one.
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
It was his vinyl resting place
But I love their greatest hits!
He said "You need help."
"I've got that one." I replied.
It has been 43 years and I still cannot solve it.
Roxanne...
Edit-spelling
It was a real big dill!
For the World’s Youngest Human Being.
Because they go “pew pew pew”.
HeHe
In the ark hives
Its the vinyl countdown
It was broken by a 28 year old Russian
His name is Torehis Sackov
It’s a joint project.
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
I have a serious Substance abuse problem
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
I think I might have broken it!
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
He took a shortcut.
He keeps a log of every tree cuts down.
is he considered a recording artist?
But I love their Greatest hits !
"Sounds like you need help." "No, I already have that one."
