Man, I really love my furniture...

...me and my recliner go way back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkay1911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Best laugh I’ve had in a long time.

So my dog was barking at something outside and I was chilling in my recliner. I called her over to me, looked her dead in the eyes and told her she has barkinson’s disease. I then burst out in laughter almost falling out of my chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Not a dad yet, but I'm training.

Telling my friends that my backseats recline.

"Hey you can lean back your chair... If you feel so inclined"

There was silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue_Ranger_488
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Brightening my BF's recovery from surgery with Dad Jokes

Background: My boyfriend is stuck on crutches after having hip surgery and likes to sit in the recliner with his legs propped up. Since he can't move his hips, I have to lower the footrest for him to get out of the chair.

Him: Can you put my feet down so I can go relax in the bed for a while?

Me: Feet, you're stupid and useless and no one likes you!

Him giving me silence with a side of contempt while I cackle.

Laughter is the best medicine...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuskeyG
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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