I always knock and wait 30 seconds before opening the refrigerator door...

In case there is a salad dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leshracc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2023
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the β€œdry” side.

It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FicklePut3366
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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What do you call a sexually suggestive salad?

Ranchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowWolf793
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