What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerSHAK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.

The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I'm participating in a raffle. The organizer handed me my number. I asked if it will get angry if I dropped it. The organizer looked confused but-

I just don't want to tick-et off.

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My company raffle was giving away a sea mammal as a prize.

I didn't get the porpoise.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I bought a raffle ticket for a local fundraiser and won the Early Bird Prize.

It was a worm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My Dad won a ham at a meat raffle yesterday, and his friend won a turkey.

He looked at me, then said to his friend:

"We should start a club."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2016
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I entered a raffle in Boston

Apparently, I was the only one that found it weird to win a gift cod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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Dads raffle cracker

So at a dance concert yesterday and they were doing a raffle. I bought 5 tickets and my sister across the table wrote my name on them. As she was passing them across to me, one feel in the dip on the table. Dad looks over and says "guess you got the lucky dip". Just terrible father.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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A funeral home got busted for raffling dead bodies off to med schools.

Police said it was a dead giveaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikkoE82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I was impressed that my cousin had won a Gold Medal, until I found out that they were just raffling off bags of flour where he worked.
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What do you call a lottery in the safari?

A Gir-raffle!

I’m not officially a dad till Oct 27 but I am one in the making!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do Mexicans call a raffle for corn?

EloterΓ­a.

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