I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack
I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.
He was fired for having his head in the cloud.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I’ll go on a head.
What did police charge spice rack with?
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
Would you take a look at her rack
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
My wife got mad at me when I opened the window and yelled "Nice rack!"....
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!
It was a salt and peppery.
I told my wife that I wanted to organize the spice rack...
I just couldn't find the thyme.
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other: you stay here
I relabeled everything in the spice rack at home. I know my wife hasn't realized it though because I'm not in trouble yet
But I know my thyme is cumin
I know a man who organizes his spice rack in alphabetical order
I don’t know where he finds the thyme
Sometimes, toilet paper gets placed on the rack incorrectly.
It's okay, though. They just roll with it.
My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...
My wife made fun of my spice rack today.
She was just giving me a hard thyme
Who’s the spice racks favorite musician
My wife is going to be mad at me when she finds out I accidentally mislabeled all of her spices in her spice rack.
I put the dumbbells on the rack after finishing a set of squats.
It was a big weight off my shoulders.
Did you hear about the sentient rack of ribs working at the BBQ?
Though it was good at its job, it was fired anyway.
Our store was closing and the plants were all lined up inside because of the big storm. We’re walking through the racks of plants and pick some flowers up. I ask my coworker,
“So, got any good mum jokes?”
Wife told me she was going to clean out the spice rack and get some fresh stuff
I told her it sounded like a waste of her thyme.
How do you know if a magazine on the rack is outdated?
I saw 2 ski racks on a new F150 that made them look like antlers...
It was a young 4-point truck
my dad put some monopoly houses under the spice rack
Saw this pot rack at Crate and Barrel...
My dad called it a Pan-Tree.
http://i.imgur.com/rOsIFt3.jpg
I’ve recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.
She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes
I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
What did the hat rack say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’ll stay here.
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack.
One says to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head"
Two hats are hanging on a rack in the hallway,
One hat says to the other, "you wait here, I'll go on a head."
I relabelled the jars in our spice rack. I haven't gotten into trouble with my wife just yet...
... but the Thyme is Cumin!
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
Goodbye for now, I’m leaving on ahead...
What did the hat say to the coat rack?
You stay here, I’m going on ahead.
Two hats are sitting on a rack when a man walks over...
The first hat turns to the other and says "You stay here, I'll go on ahead"
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
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