I was racking up to play pool with my son, and he said, “Do you wanna break?”
I said, “We haven’t even started. How lazy are you?”
Interestingly I saw a tree today wearing a dress. After racking my brain I finally just walked away.
It was a Miss Tree to me.
I was just racking up my first game of pool when the opponent said, "Do you wanna break?"
I said, "Not yet, we've only just started"
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I’ll go on a head.
I built a spice rack that wasn't big enough to hold all my spices
I lost track of all of space and thyme
What did police charge spice rack with?
Would you take a look at her rack
Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
My wife got mad at me when I opened the window and yelled "Nice rack!"....
... But that buck must have been a 6 pointer!
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
I’ve recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.
She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!
It was a salt and peppery.
January sales - 50% off all medieval torture devices.
I told my wife that I wanted to organize the spice rack...
I just couldn't find the thyme.
It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.
So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other: you stay here
I relabeled everything in the spice rack at home. I know my wife hasn't realized it though because I'm not in trouble yet
But I know my thyme is cumin
I know a man who organizes his spice rack in alphabetical order
I don’t know where he finds the thyme
2 hats
2 hats are hanging out at the coat rack at a popular restaurant. 1 says to the other. " you should hang out. I'm gonna go on a head. "
Sometimes, toilet paper gets placed on the rack incorrectly.
It's okay, though. They just roll with it.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
My friend wears a close-fitting knitted cap when he's putting items for sale on racks at the grocery...
My wife made fun of my spice rack today.
She was just giving me a hard thyme
My wife is going to be mad at me when she finds out I accidentally mislabeled all of her spices in her spice rack.
Who’s the spice racks favorite musician
I put the dumbbells on the rack after finishing a set of squats.
It was a big weight off my shoulders.
Did you hear about the sentient rack of ribs working at the BBQ?
Though it was good at its job, it was fired anyway.
Our store was closing and the plants were all lined up inside because of the big storm. We’re walking through the racks of plants and pick some flowers up. I ask my coworker,
“So, got any good mum jokes?”
Racked up a few points on this one.
I was talking to a friend till early in the morning when suddenly there was a huge thud and it scared her, when she went to investigate she saw a very confused deer in her back yard who had somehow hit the side of the house while running from something.
Her: it's seriously a deer, it looks hurt. How did it hit my house?
Me: maybe he's drunk.
Her: yeah, the deer is drunk.
Me: yeah! he spent his last few bucks at the bar!
Her: ...stop.
Still proud of it.
Wife told me she was going to clean out the spice rack and get some fresh stuff
I told her it sounded like a waste of her thyme.
I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...
No matter how hard I racked my brain.
How do you know if a magazine on the rack is outdated?
As I was racking up to shoot some pool with my son, he said, “Do you wanna break?”
I said, “We just got here. How lazy are you?”
I was racking up to play pool with my son, and he said, “Do you wanna break?”
I said, “We haven’t even started. How lazy are you?”
I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
What did the hat rack say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’ll stay here.
Two hats are hanging on a hat rack.
One says to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head"
It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.
She'll be happy to know I got the hint.
I got her a magazine rack!
Two hats are hanging on a rack in the hallway,
One hat says to the other, "you wait here, I'll go on a head."
I relabelled the jars in our spice rack. I haven't gotten into trouble with my wife just yet...
... but the Thyme is Cumin!
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
Goodbye for now, I’m leaving on ahead...
Two hats are sitting on a rack when a man walks over...
The first hat turns to the other and says "You stay here, I'll go on ahead"
What did the hat say to the coat rack?
You stay here, I’m going on ahead.
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