Police were questioning an egg
He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.
We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...
They took my 4’6” friend in for questioning the other day
I have to admit, he was a little suspect.
They took the piece of Swiss cheese down to the station for questioning...
His alibi seemed to check out, but his story was full of holes.
Which system of government had the biggest problem of people always questioning their grandmothers?
I mustache you a question...
...?
Can you shave it for later?
Important questions being asked
My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
I have a serious question...
So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?
I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.
I moustache you a question
Never mind I'll shave it for later...
I have a genuine question
Jen, you in the living room?
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at me!” she shouted. “It’s either me or the pub, which one is it?”
I paused for a second while I thought and mumbled, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate?
Is armor headgear sent over knight?
Is an addicts mail tracked?
Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate?
Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class?
Should the IRS send return receipts?
just wondering...
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...
Is this a trick question?
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
Question
Why is today not National ballerina day?
I mean it is 2-2 after all
I have one question for victims of ninjas...
Question: What are doldrums?
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
A simple question from my 6 year old son.
A meteorite is a small meteor, right?
Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?
Your thots will betray you.
Dad joke
What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
U.C.L.A...
Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”
Son: "Dad, what are condoms used for ?"
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?
Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.
She was mad enough to leave the room...
Don't question the context.
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
My son was about to ask me 1 million questions about everything.
Which question can come to first, but never last?
What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, you're brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
What has questionable principles and flies?
Mike pence during tonight’s debate.
Dr: We had to remove your colon
Can I axe you a question?
Never mind you’d chop at it.
If a bronco is bucking, then what is a fronco?
Trick question — there's no such thing as a fronco.
Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
What has four letters?
That’s all. I was just letting you know.
My son asked me, “Dad, what are condoms used for?”
I said, “Usually to avoid answering questions like this one.”
Dad, can I ask you a question?
Dad, can I ask you a question?
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