A list of puns related to "Doubting"
Silent
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
Zack was leagues ahead of Joss
But then I saw her face.
is Mrs. Fire
βOh, thatβs awful. Who was that?β
βMiss Givings.β
I can always count on it.
Haha, she's in for a shock
Turns out...it was a safe purchase.
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
But it's really quite vaccinating
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day.
...now I'm a bee lever.
Denial River
You either get twice the amount of dad jokes or you get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom."
Edit: On another Sub someone called me a homophobe. I want to say I'm not a homophobe it was simply a light hearted joke. I'm gay myself and wouldn't want to create hate or controversy. So sorry if I offended anyone.
Edit 2: Thanks for giving me my first award.
Edit 3: if you have heard it else where then fine Like this one guy in the comments said "Iβve seen it a few times but no doubt many people havenβt. No reason a good joke canβt be posted bc someoneβs posted it in the past."
Edit 4: making too many edits but thanks for the gold kind stranger (And all of them means alot)
A Not See
We've moved 250 miles north and we've still got the same window cleaner!
Itβs not a beautiful poem but it is deep
I said, βI refuse to make blanket statements.β
I was sure weβd be sitting ducks.
She had a change of heart.
Iβd need to change my name
I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."
Kenya?
But it's worth a shot
A man named Dave comes home very drunk late at night...
So this guy has been drinking with his buddies all night and he's as drunk as a skunk, gets home, falls up the stairs, undresses and goes to bed next to his wife. He falls asleep and next thing he knows, bang, he dies and finds himself waiting at the pearly gates.
The guy refuses to believe this is happening, he says to St. Peter: "This can't be possible, I'm a healthy man! This is not the way I die. You have to let me return down there!"
The guy can see St. Peter looks like he's feeling sorry for him, but he tells him that unfortunately, there's no policy for allowing people back on Earth. The guy insists: "But come on, there's got to be something you can do! I'll put up with anything, really, as long as you let me go back down."
So St. Peters tells him: "Well really, there's just this one possibility: you can go back, but only as a hen. That's the only thing we can allow." The guy guesses that this really is his only chance, so he agrees reluctantly.
So he's back on Earth in this beautiful chicken coop, the sun is shining, there's green grass everywhere, this is hen paradise. The other hens greet him with delight and he tells them his story, everything goes nicely. But then he feels kind of unwell, there's something wrong with his stomach. He asks this old hen: "Tell me, I've got this weird feeling in my belly, I'm not too well. What is happening to me?"
The old hen: "Well dearie, we hens lay eggs, you know. I bet you've never laid a nice egg before... You need to push it out now, and you'll feel much better after!"
So the guy pushes and pushes, and wham, out pops his first egg. The old hen congratulates him and he feels much better. But not 5 minutes later, his pain comes back. He returns to the old hen for advice.
"Well dearie, it's quite special but it happens that you need to lay TWO eggs, so go back there and keep pushing!"
So he goes back to his nest and pushes, and nothing comes, and he pushes harder, and wham, out comes his second egg! He feels much better, but not 2 minutes later, you guessed it, he's back in terrible pain and goes to see the old hen.
"What's this bullshit here, and don't tell me I've got a third egg to lay!" The old hen can't make head or tail of it and just tells him that when in doubt, he should be pushing. So the guy goes back to work and then, wham, his wife wakes him up with this smashing slap in the face and yells: "*Dave! Dave wake up youβre
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm not sure if it works or not.
It really gives me paws.
Then I saw her face...
My beard is really growing on me.
My favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.
Mrs. Fire!
My favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire!
Without a doubt, mine is Mrs. Fire.
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