What’s a duck’s favorite breakfast food?
What is a duck's favorites snack ?
What does a duck put in it’s soup?
What is ducks favorite snack?
My 6 year old just made me SO PROUD!!!!
On a bike ride, we saw some ducks on a pond.
"Daddy! What does a hungry duck eat?"
"...."
"A QUACKer!!!"
She hasn't stopped laughing at herself, and it's been almost an hour!
I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.
Our pet duck keeps biting everyone, so I bought a cheap muzzle for it.
Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
I decided to leave my strict, religious Pennsylvanian community to raise ducks. When I told my father, he said "Son, you have a choice"
You can either be a Quaker, or a Quacker.
What's a duck's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a duck in the ocean?
What did the duck buy at the store?
when does a duck wake up?
What does a duck get at subway?
What's a ducks favorite motor oil?
Which restaurant serves the best roasted duck?
My wife said my farts sound like ducks.
I said it must have been all the quackers I ate.
What do you call religous ducks?
What did the duck say to the parrot?
Why do ducks make great psychiatrists?
They always know when some one is quackers.
Why did the diplomat take a bunch of ducks to the restaurant?
Because he wanted quackers with his soup.
What did the farmer exclaim when the ducks got into his dairy farm?
My son has a great recipe for popcorn stuffed duck.
He calls it Quacker Jacks
What did the duck eat at the ballpark ?
What do you get when you light a duck on fire?
My mom pulled the best dad joke I've ever heard at a Chinese restaurant the other day
Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom
Where do ducks like to have lunch?
Duck puns
I may be a goose, but I sure am quackers
What do you get when you mix a duck and a cow?
What is a duck's favorite equation?
The quackdratic equation.
bonus:
What is a duck's favorite restaurant? quacker barrel.
A family of ducks moves into a hotel lobby. What did the hotel staff decide to call them?
What’s a duck’s favorite food?
What does the duck spread its cheese on?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
What’s a duck’s favorite food?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
What do you call a white duck?
What do you call an astute duck?
What do you call a white duck?
What's a ducks favorite snack food?
Why did the duck explode??
Because it was a fire-quacker!
What is a ducks favorite food?
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