I think it's the air ducts
What do you call a duck who's on drugs?
a QUACK HEAD
Someone probably already thought of that but whatever
When you see his bill.
"Quack," it responded and jumped away.
He tells the bartender, βput it on my billβ
To cover up its buttQUACK
He couldn't lay off the quack.
For smoking quack!
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
He goes to the doctor to discuss his depression. When he arrives back home he has a huge smile on his face. He rushed past his wife and heads into the basement, where he immediately starts tinkering with a brand new invention.
His wife comes downstairs, gives the invention a once-over, then asks "What on earth is this thing, and how this supposed to help your depression?".
"Honey, the doctor told me working on this should have me feeling better in no time!" replies the man. He then proceeds to describe in detail how the machine cracks eggs, steams them, and flips them out onto a plate in under a minute, all at the touch of a button.
"But what on earth does this have to do with your depression? What did that quack doctor tell you to do?" asks the wife
The man replies: "He told me to work on my self egg-steam".
Quack.
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
A butt quack.
He sold quack.
Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill.
I live for them, they quack me up. Give me what y'all got >:)
A robber ducky.
luckily thereβs a quack in the ice
Donald Duck will be playing a quack addict.
Quack...
The duck was selling quack
Quack.
A quackcident
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing
Ducks donβt get up. They get down.
Quack Quack!
βYou have an outstanding bill!β
All those years of school and he's still just practicing.
Quack open a cold one
Ans: >!Quack!<
He was a quack head
Very Quackly
and orders a drink, then a little while after he finished that drink he ordered another and he accidentally drops the glass containing the drink and he says to the waitress put it on my bill, so the waitress begins to grab the glass shards that were on the ground and carefully placed them on the ducks bill and the duck asks what are you doing and the waitress says Iβm putting it on your bill and the duck sarcastically says ohhhh you really quack me up and the waitress says oh I'm sorry did I ruffle your feathers.
I replied, βquack, quaaack, quack.β
My brother said, βI didnβt know you speak Portugeese.β
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
A quack head
To cover its butt-quack.
