Ducks donβt get up. They get down.
I replied, βquack, quaaack, quack.β
My brother said, βI didnβt know you speak Portugeese.β
The duck was selling quack
and orders a drink, then a little while after he finished that drink he ordered another and he accidentally drops the glass containing the drink and he says to the waitress put it on my bill, so the waitress begins to grab the glass shards that were on the ground and carefully placed them on the ducks bill and the duck asks what are you doing and the waitress says Iβm putting it on your bill and the duck sarcastically says ohhhh you really quack me up and the waitress says oh I'm sorry did I ruffle your feathers.
A quack in the windscreen.
My daughter and I were playing with the toy story toys. Bopeep had to see the doctor and I said I don't trust ducky as the doctor. I think he's a quack.
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
He woke up at the quack of dawn.
Because the ice might quack.
At the quack of dawn!
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
He says βwhereβs the quackβ.
A spokesperson for the police said "Eventually he quacked under pressure".
To the ducktor!
But why did he feel sick?
Because he had a crippling quack addiction.
They always quack the case.
You have to grout all the quacks.
He kept calling the professor a quack.
He quacked at me then hit his head on the bar.
The thing is quacked
A patient came into the hospital today, and had filled out an online form. He wasn't able to find his regular GP on the system, so he picked a random one near the top of the list, Dr. Bird.
His wife asked "Who is Dr. Bird?" and the guy replied "I dunno, some quack"
Two farmers, Ben and Dave, are discussing their produce. Ben mentions that there has been a strange recent demand in duck eggs, and is going to begin producing them. Dave replies that he tried to produce them long ago, but had to stop due to issues with their delivery.
"What issues?" Asks Ben, with a confused expression on his face.
"They caused way too much mess in the delivery truck," Dave explains, "You'll find out soon enough, duck eggs quack really easily."
How did the duck fail to rob a bank? It couldn't quack the safe!
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Because they leave your waterfowl, the bill is always on the front end, and they have excessive plumbers quack.
So my fiancΓ©e came home from work earlier this week, clearly upset. I asked what was wrong and she went on to tell me about how she accidentally ran over a duck.
In an attempt to comfort her, my compassionate and empathetic self responds with, "well I guess it's safe to say the duck suffered from a quacked skull huh?"
She was not amused.
βCan someone come and fix the quacks in the sidewalkβ I said.
My wife bought some duck eggs at the farmers market the other day. I told make sure you don't drop them or they might quack open.
Me: I wonder where the papa duck is.
BF: He's left the family due to his quack addiction
He sells quack and duckweed on the duck web
My family and I attended a dinner this evening with my sister's housemates and all of their families - the first time everyone was meeting. As we all browse the menu someone makes the comment that that they didn't like the duck at this restaurant and my father immediately had to chime in.
Dad: You're completely right, it's not all its quacked up to be.
Thanks Dad.
At the quack of dawn.
Dad: "hey can you pick up a duckdoo for tonight?"
Me: "what the fuck is a duckdoo"
Dad: "quack"
Quacks in the pavement.
Quacks in the pavement.
They always quack the case.
Quacks in the pavement.
Quacks in the pavement.
Quacks in the pavement.
They always quack the case.
They always quack the case.
They always quack the case.
at the quack of dawn!
At the quack of dawn.
At the quack of dawn
