What kind of jokes do Cray fish tell their kids ?
Crawdad jokes
I remember when they built a computer twice as powerful as the Cray supercomputer
It was Cray Cray
Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
My 9yr old came up with: How do you greet someone who is laughing quietly?
With ‘a low ha’ (aloha)!
I met a gangster the other day who pulls up people's underwear...
It was Wedgie Cray
Dadjoked my mother-in-law today...
My young daughter is still learning to microwave food. She attempted to reheat some of her food last night, but left the fork in the bowl. The wife caught it and pointed out that it could cause the microwave to explode and potentially hit grandma who was sitting with her back to the microwave.
Wife (to daughter): "You wouldn't want Grandmom to get hit by glass shrapnel and a fork would you?"
Me (interjecting): "Well, at least then I would have a reason to say your Mom is really forked in the head."
The MIL nearly choked on her food, but laughed and could appreciate the joke. She know she cray cray.
