Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.

We didn’t have Oleg to stand on.

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If the Pyramids really were tombs, Would we still call them Pyramids? Rather,

Instead, we should call them DIE-Angles.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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His pyramid was β€œerected” many years ago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedRiki24
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What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?

Mummy's home.

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When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.

But my mummy wouldn't let me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:

My sister walks up to me and asks: β€œAre you creating a pyramid scheme?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColinHenrichon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?

Pyramid schemes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arakashi_moku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call an ancient pyramid?

An old giza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naboing_tariq
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Pyramids belong to a really really old person

They call him Giza

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche

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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obvious_santa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid.

It was pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr048
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid

That's a huge weight off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What's an ancient pyramid builders favourite band?

The rolling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waswas56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
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Son: Aren’t the pyramids really just squares?

Me: Yeah, but only up to a point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetinggoskrraa
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Why did the child go to the pyramids?

He was visiting his mummy! (I officially declare myself the first dad on this subreddit to make a mom joke. I have failed as a father.)

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What do you call an Egyptian that believes life is meaningless?

A nileist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.

It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me

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What is the worst pyramid scheme ever?

The one that never got built

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Our local undertaker is Egyptian.

His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Archaeologists have discovered that putting the burial chambers inside the pyramids took a lot less time than previously thought.

It was literally a Tomb In It job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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The most impressive pyramid scheme was the building of the pyramids.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/first-timer-es
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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One of the Russians in my human pyramid team was recently deported.

We don’t have Oleg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?

Because he had a pharaoh heights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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These ancient people are something!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holiday_Volume
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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What do you call an Egyptian architect turned con man?

A Pyramid Schemer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cygamer002
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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So sad that the Russian guy in my human pyramid group has left...

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloepaige13
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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ctsanger
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Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.

Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?

He created a pyramid scheme

Edit: spelling

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Pie Chart Of Egypt imgur.com/8Pn0UHC
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The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.

It was the very first pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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Who built the pyramids?
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This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.

It was a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHyperthetical
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What did the two Pharaohs have when they farted simultaneously?

A toot in common!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slammykong
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Why did the Egyptian kings stop building monuments?

Because it was all a pyramid scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
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How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?

He ran a pyramid scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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King Tut was broke when he died

Lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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Just been told I can get rich quick by buying an old Egyptian building.

I think it's a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?

It was a pyramid scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...

They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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