Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didnβt have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
If the Pyramids really were tombs, Would we still call them Pyramids? Rather,
Instead, we should call them DIE-Angles.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
His pyramid was βerectedβ many years ago
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:
My sister walks up to me and asks: βAre you creating a pyramid scheme?β
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︎ Jun 05 2020
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call an ancient pyramid?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Pyramids belong to a really really old person
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid.
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︎ May 26 2019
Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
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︎ Jul 30 2019
What's an ancient pyramid builders favourite band?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Son: Arenβt the pyramids really just squares?
Me: Yeah, but only up to a point
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︎ May 26 2019
Why did the child go to the pyramids?
He was visiting his mummy! (I officially declare myself the first dad on this subreddit to make a mom joke. I have failed as a father.)
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call an Egyptian that believes life is meaningless?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What is the worst pyramid scheme ever?
The one that never got built
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Our local undertaker is Egyptian.
His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Archaeologists have discovered that putting the burial chambers inside the pyramids took a lot less time than previously thought.
It was literally a Tomb In It job
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︎ Feb 20 2019
The most impressive pyramid scheme was the building of the pyramids.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
One of the Russians in my human pyramid team was recently deported.
We donβt have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?
Because he had a pharaoh heights.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
These ancient people are something!
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︎ Nov 18 2019
There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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︎ Dec 18 2013
What do you call an Egyptian architect turned con man?
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︎ May 24 2020
So sad that the Russian guy in my human pyramid group has left...
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ May 09 2017
Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?
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︎ Jan 09 2017
Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
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︎ Jan 21 2020
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︎ Dec 06 2017
The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Who built the pyramids?
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︎ Jan 29 2015
This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What did the two Pharaohs have when they farted simultaneously?
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︎ Sep 04 2017
Why did the Egyptian kings stop building monuments?
Because it was all a pyramid scheme
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︎ Sep 08 2019
How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Aug 17 2017
King Tut was broke when he died
Lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Just been told I can get rich quick by buying an old Egyptian building.
I think it's a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
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︎ Jul 26 2018
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ May 08 2019
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