One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
My son asked me if he should take 120k in loans for an Egyptology degree.
I told him don't even sphinx about it
If the Pyramids really were tombs, Would we still call them Pyramids? Rather,
Instead, we should call them DIE-Angles.
His pyramid was “erected” many years ago
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Why are Egyptians such great businessmen?
Because they're great at pyramid schemes!
When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
So I was rolling coins from my tip money and placing the rolled up sleeves on each other forming a kind of pyramid shape:
My sister walks up to me and asks: “Are you creating a pyramid scheme?”
What do you call an ancient pyramid?
Pyramids belong to a really really old person
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
Someone sawed the top off of a pyramid.
Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
Finally left my job at the circus where I was part of the human pyramid
That's a huge weight off my shoulders
I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
What's an ancient pyramid builders favourite band?
Son: Aren’t the pyramids really just squares?
Me: Yeah, but only up to a point
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Why did the child go to the pyramids?
He was visiting his mummy! (I officially declare myself the first dad on this subreddit to make a mom joke. I have failed as a father.)
What is the worst pyramid scheme ever?
The one that never got built
Archaeologists have discovered that putting the burial chambers inside the pyramids took a lot less time than previously thought.
It was literally a Tomb In It job
One of the Russians in my human pyramid team was recently deported.
We don’t have Oleg to stand on.
The most impressive pyramid scheme was the building of the pyramids.
Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?
Because he had a pharaoh heights.
There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
What do you call an Egyptian that believes life is meaningless?
My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.
It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
Our local undertaker is Egyptian.
His motto is satisfaction guaranteed or your mummy back.
These ancient people are something!
So sad that the Russian guy in my human pyramid group has left...
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?
What do you call an Egyptian architect turned con man?
How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
Pharaoh tried to sell Amway to help offset the costs of his burial tomb.
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
What did the two Pharaohs have when they farted simultaneously?
The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.
It was the very first pyramid scheme.
This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
Why did the Egyptian kings stop building monuments?
Because it was all a pyramid scheme
How did Pharaoh get the Jews to work for him for all this years?
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didn’t have Oleg to stand on.
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts...
They believe it is Pharaoh Rocher...
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