The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:

Tent in Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daymanahaha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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The covid-19 saga is now pulp fiction

Ask Quarantine Tarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.

I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altrefrain
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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There's a rumor about a Pulp Fiction 2 going around...

Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.

Directed by Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Pulp Diction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/megabits
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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If the label on the orange juice says β€œno pulp”, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day

It was "paper-view!"

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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.

I just couldn’t concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Popepepe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.

I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Dad joke hidden in the Pulp Fiction credits (x-post from r/tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantishere
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2015
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What did the orange name its biography?

Pulp Non-Fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why did the orange enjoy high school?

He was in the pulp-ular crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you get when you rub two oranges together?

Pulp friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJiveturkeyXx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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I had a joke about paper...

But it's recycled.

I guess y'all were expecting "tearable" huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?

Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My kid was reading a book about magical oranges

That was some real Pulp Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_have_highground
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call fake citrus?

Pulp Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagni_Main
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My housemate might be a dad

To annoy a female housemate we were flicking bits of sweetcorn at her hair. In response, she escalated the game and threw an orange into my face.

The only way i got through the ordeal was because of what another of my housemates said next. After a long silence, as im holding my face he says "..hell hath no fury like a woman corned".

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#badjokethursday

What is a fake oranges favorite film?

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/random90sboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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What do you call an orange that is also the leader of the Catholic Church?

The Pulp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aryansupe
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My mom made her first dadjoke without even realizing it

We're at the grocery store buying some produce and what not.

Mom: Do you want any orange juice, or are the oranges we got from Publix enough?
Me: Do we even have any room in the fridge?
Mom: It'd be a bit of a squeeze.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2015
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What is a drag force's favourite film?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkification
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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The 10 year long dad joke.

When i was growing up my dad would always tell this one joke.

"Once upon time there was a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato, and a baby tomato. One day the tomato family went for a walk, however the baby tomato started to fall behind. The daddy tomato got angry and went back to baby tomato stomped on him and said ketch-up"

He told this joke at least once a month for ten years. When I was sixteen he showed me Pulp Fiction. I nearly killed him at this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGeOHpEGk0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bontemps343
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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Three Tomatoes

Three Tomatoes are walking down a street. Papa Tomato, Momma Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, so Papa Tomato goes back and hits Baby Tomato right between the eyes, and shouts "Ketchup!!!".

Gotta give credit to Pulp Fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XZEKKX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...

But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimeTraveler1895
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What do you call two oranges rubbing together?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarlinsBB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Saw this on Facebook

What do you call two oranges rubbing together. Pulp Friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGLSPMP
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If an orange has been GMO modified...

does that make it pulp fiction?

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