He immediately popped the question.
..the sham rock.
He gave her a ring
With an onion ring.
I guess you could say that didn't workout.
With a kneel diamond.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
He couldn’t resistor.
It was a fun knee moment.
"Will ewe marry me?" Said he.
"Baaah!" Replied she.
Marriage-you-wanna?
. . . He said "i want to marijuana".
Well that didn't workout...
Marriage, You wanna?
It really should be a tree-day affair.
I hope it’s the kind of rock she is looking for
Commit-mint
Wet-knee Houston.
The watermelon replies "I love you but you know we're cousins, that means we cantaloupe"
Then I started getting cold feet, and popped the question.
My immediate response was "What good will new brooms do?"
With an ONION RING🥁
A friend posted this on facebook:
True story;
When my dad was at the top of Ben Nevis, there was a guy there with his girlfriend. He got down on one knee and proposed to her right in front of everyone, (the young lad, not my dad!)
After she'd said yes and people were shaking his hand and congratulating them. My dad went up to them and said; "Well, you know what they say now, don't ye's?"
"What's that?"
"It's all downhill fae here." And walked off.
He gave her a ring!!
He immediately popped the question.
You could say that it didn't workout.
