More and more people are taking up horse breading as a profession

Apparently it's a very stable career choice.

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👤︎ u/moejike
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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True story: My girlfriend just asked me if I knew any good jokes about physicists (my profession). I said yes, but they were all about physicists' dating lives.

So they're pretty much all one-liners.

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👤︎ u/HunterSwan
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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The other day I asked my Dad why he took up window cleaning as a profession

He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Apparently being a hitman is a great profession...

I hear they make a killing

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👤︎ u/TaterRae94
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:

He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.

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👤︎ u/midy-dk
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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My late Dad was a seismologist by profession but sadly..

..He could never pin down a steady job.

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📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.

He's a wokstar

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📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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A door to door salesman knocked on my door and before I could say anything he said, "A person's regular occupation, profession, or trade..."

Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Spider lists its profession on social media

Web Designer

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📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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Cross profession
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👤︎ u/faix_pass
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why are Pirates in the best profession?

They just arrrr!

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📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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If dogs could have a profession, what would they be?

Roof-ers!

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👤︎ u/AxXB1ZXxB
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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My brother was arrested for stealing a car. I told him he should change professions.

He took it badly.

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📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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I’ve been considering changing professions to become a hitman recently.

I hear they make a killing.

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👤︎ u/DrumSpace
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What is the most notorious profession?

That of a notary

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📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Studies have shown that, out of all professions, doctors are the calmest.

They rarely lose their patients.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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As a mail processor, my father was very innovative in his profession.

He really pushed the envelope.

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👤︎ u/hibdob
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why are restaurant servers the luckiest profession?

Because good things come to those who wait.

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👤︎ u/Mahare
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Why was Axel Rose having financial problems in his first Profession as a Doctor?

He needed some more Patients.

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👤︎ u/pbredd
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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What profession has the best muscle memory?

Marine Biologists!!

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📅︎ Apr 19 2017
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What is the perfect profession for narcissists?

Architect. Because they'll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.

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👤︎ u/ottodidakt
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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What is a profession involving spine realignment in Egypt?

A Cairo-practor

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📅︎ Apr 08 2016
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What profession will make you twice the man you currently are?

A Maleman...

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📅︎ May 19 2016
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Being a musician is a sound profession.
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👤︎ u/8Fractals
📅︎ Sep 23 2014
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