Professional Football Puns

A list of puns related to "Professional Football"

Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?

The idea had its pros and cons.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
šŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Last night, my husband dreamt I cheated on him with a professional football player & several Frenchmen.

He walked by me as I was scrolling through reddit and said ā€œIā€™d better not see any Frenchmen Oui Oui on your screen.ā€

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/jillinkla
šŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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