Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.
With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.
Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!
It still looked great, but over the years, it started to lack in purrformance
They’re through the roof!
I had to brace myself.
It's the fee line.
It was on sail.
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
Inflation
That price of inflation is something else!
Must be the inflation
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
It was a small price toupee
It’s a small price toupee
But it was worth every penne
He really raised the bar on that one
It's the inflation.
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
Call that Inflatulation
Nothing; it’s on the house.
Second hand
He said “no complaints except it costs an arm and a leg to get to work with these gas prices.”
Now they’re under a buck.
I was double-crossed.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
He paid a steep price for what he knew.
It was a small price toupee.
Multi-level marketing
It's called artificial scare-city
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
Obviously they haven’t seen the price of plywood recently
Shit’s expensive.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
It was a small price toupee
That's a small price toupee.
It was a small price toupee.
It’s on the house.
