Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the wardrobe department for his latest movie. He asked if we could quickly fill a large order of cloth-cutting shears. I told him yes, but given the rush, we couldn't offer a bulk discount. For the next hour, Mr. Johnson haggled with me, insisting on paying a single, reduced price for the order of shears rather than the standard per-item price.

With my frustration growing, Mr. Johnson wouldn't back down. Finally, he made a desperate attempt to get the deal he wanted: he suggested we play any simple game of my choice; winner sets the price structure for the shears. He then asked me what I wanted to play.

Fed up, I shouted: Rock! Pay per scissors!

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My buddy ended up selling his cat themed car for a lower price

It still looked great, but over the years, it started to lack in purrformance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArzanishShumak
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Have you seen the price of chimneys lately?

They’re through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
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I was looking into fixing the alignment of my teeth, but when I saw the price…

I had to brace myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
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Four for the price of one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/East-Jeweler
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarklingGolem50
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Awesome deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GQveracity
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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If a cat tries to jump too far, they tend to pay a price.

It's the fee line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealZy
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I just bought a beautiful boat for half price.

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikonDelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why has the price of balloons risen so much?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.

That price of inflation is something else!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elizabeth498
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Balloon prices are getting absurd

Must be the inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrSpirit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I just called GameStop Customer Service...

They asked me to please Hold. πŸ’ŽπŸ€²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myfourthuser04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I bought a wig for only 25 cents!

It was a small price toupee

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I saw male wigs on sale for $1

It’s a small price toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I had some really expensive pasta

But it was worth every penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved

He really raised the bar on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.

It's the inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokutabiru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Gas prices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag

I told her thats dirt cheap

It just happened. I'm evolving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiftedEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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The Price of Gas is Rising

Call that Inflatulation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunken_Leaf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothing; it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Where does a zombie get a spare body part

Second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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So I recently checked in with my buddy who started working at a prosthetic limb factory, β€œ how’s it goin?”

He said β€œno complaints except it costs an arm and a leg to get to work with these gas prices.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollie_anne_77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.

Now they’re under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanicTNT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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For this price? What a steal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cindylindy22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.

I was double-crossed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncredDeadVipet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun.

Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerStorm83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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A spy was killed in his tea

He paid a steep price for what he knew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMarginalFarmCO
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.

It's called artificial scare-city

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBaiRaise
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I got gas for $1.19 today!

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...

...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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They say money doesn’t grow on trees

Obviously they haven’t seen the price of plywood recently

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Best piece of clothing I own!
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You guys ever see the price of diapers?

Shit’s expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziograffiato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Always verify the price of your pie.

You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I bought a boat half price...

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I bought a $1 wig.

It was a small price toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I saw this wig on Craigslist for $1

That's a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatercressLlama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I bought a boat half price...

It was on sail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I bought a wig for a dollar......

It was a small price toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wish14
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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How much does a chimney cost?

It’s on the house.

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