Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Prayer Service"
With great excitement and a newfound enthusiasm for life AJ replied "the hearing isn't until Thursday, I'll let you know!"
A church is cleaning up after a service, and they hear a noise in the back. They go to investigate, and they find a bear.
"Have no fear, I will not harm you."
"How can we tell?"
"I was just here to say a prayer."
"Go on."
"Dear lord, thank you for this food."
We were in pre-service prayer time hanging out for everyone to come into the room when this conversation.
Pastor 1: "John and I were getting donuts and discussing theology..."
Pastor 2 (from another church): "glad you were having donuts, they're a holy food."
Pastor 1: "man, that joke is really sweet."
Pastor 3: "man, you guys are really on a roll."
I laughed, their were many moans and eye rolls.
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