Squidward
He's calling it "Faithbook".
"All The Shingle Laddies"
Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
I call it my hedge fund
I won’t rest until I find it.
Son day
Geddit?
It was a currant affairs program.
Today was the first day of his class, Special Topics in Poetry. We walk in and there is a guest with some ceramic art. We thought we were gonna write poems about it or some shit, but then the professor says, "Welcome to special topics in pottery."
The whole class is like wat...?
Then the guest lady starts showing a powerpoint of some of her work and then we literally spent the whole class mushing clay and making bowls and shit.
To make things even dadder, he chuckled "poetry pottery heh heh heh" like we didn't get the joke and he had to explain it to us.
Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.
Memeagamous
It will be called wikileeks.com
It's a whacks museum.
He takes his shit seriously.
I spent most of my life thinking my uncle was named "Ash" (totally not Ash, but it works for explaining this). Turns out "Ash" was a nickname to describe his hair. His real name was French (totally his actual name, and more common that you'd think). This was because my grandpa liked hearing my uncle say "my name is French," and see the look of confusion of people's faces. My Grandpa was a troll. Rest in peace, you crazy old man.
I won’t rest until I find it.
Son-day
I won't rest until I find it.
I won’t rest until I find it.
Geddit?
