Which dictator is considered a hedonist by most religious practitioners?

Infidel Castro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?

Cuz they're trancen-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mighty_alicorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I can't stand practitioners of auto-cannibalism.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RippleDotPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Which Congo did the medical practitioner come from?

DR Congo

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What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?

A pedentist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extendedlead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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@sadderdaynight is a professional practitioner of pictorial puns. instagram.com/sadderdayni…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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My GP (general practitioner) is Dr. Sippe.

His wife must be Mississippi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorGotchi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Upon receiving his meal at a restaurant,

The practitioner uttered through a smile, β€œjust what the doctor ordered”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Replicatar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!

There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What kind of Nurse can cast spells?

A Curse Practitioner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timetogobby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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People always ask why I stretch while on Reddit.

I am a practitioner of Karma Yoga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A beautiful tradition

Martial arts is as much spiritual training as it is physical training. In fact, there is a school of martial arts in Korea where practitioners would spend large portions of the day just meditating.

As they train their spirits to ponder over their place in the universe, the practitioners would also train their bodies to forgo the needs of the physical world. The practitioners would endure days on end without sleep, and live on a single loaf of bread for an entire month.

As they meditate, they would repeat the mantra: β€œI am one with the universe, it sleeps not so I shall not sleep. This bread is my only worldly attachment but I shall only TAKE ONE DOUGH”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlemagnalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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A Paradox

Me: This movie is based around a paradox. Mom: A book? Me: No. Do you know what a paradox is? Dad: A surgeon and a general practitioner.

You best sleep with one eye open dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandmanKaty
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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