Nurse practitioner Puns

After waiting an incredibly long amount of time in the waiting room, he gets seen by the nurse practitioner. She checks his vitals and says “the doctor will be in momentarily.”

So the moth waits quite a long time for the doctor, but he finally comes in. Of course in usual fashion the doctor apologies for taking so long.

Doctor: “So what brings you in today?”

Moth: “Well, you know, Doc, I haven’t been feeling myself lately.”

Doctor: “What do you mean? Elaborate.”

Moth: “I just don’t feel myself. I’ve been hit with depression a lot lately and I just don’t feel myself.”

Doctor: “It sounds to me like you really need to see a Psychologist instead of me. I’m just a general doctor.”

Moth: “Yeah, I know.”

Doctor: “Then why did you wait so long to see me for this?”

Moth: “The light was on.”