A list of puns related to "Poisoned"
Not much
Ate two, Brute.
Police are investigating a possible hummus side.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
Guess it was his thyme to go.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
Foreign sick science.
I gave my arse a nick.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
A rash of good luck.
It was a rash decision.
I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”
Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
They called it poison IV
But it's a morel.
I’ve caught you bread handed
Mum says no baby.
The baby grass snake says, Thank god for that ive just bitten my toungue.
European
... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.
He needed an itch to cook from scratch.
Venomoose.
A pool table.
That was a rash decision.
He has hives.
Baby shart, do do do do
Mommy shart, do do do do
Daddy shart, do do do do...
I said, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all."
So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.
I continued, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."
That's what trying to consume old Derry products will do to you.
He was in the living room.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
If you give a man a poisoned fish, you feed him for his lifetime.
It was the wurst.
They get dire yee-haw.
Source: I have food poisoning and am dying. The dehydration has led my mind to some cowboy related place I guess. Also dire hee-haw works better but I don't know anything about what cowboys say.
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
...he was having the wurst week.
Question: Why don't radioactive animals talk?
Answer: Because they're mute-ated!
Not much
Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
A rash of good luck.
A rash of good luck! 🍀
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
That was a rash decision.
It was literally the wurst.
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