Podiatrists Puns

A list of puns related to "Podiatrists"

What do English bakers and Spanish podiatrists have in common?

They both work with pies

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👤︎ u/universallybanned
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Who would’ve made a great podiatrist?

Paul Bunyan

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👤︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What’s the Podiatrist’s favorite vehicle?

A tow truck

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👤︎ u/pscud
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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What do priests and podiatrists have in common?

Saving soles!

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👤︎ u/halluxbigtoe
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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The art critic had to see a podiatrist.

He was diagnosed with aesthetes foot. (OC)

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👤︎ u/SlappyWhite54
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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My new podiatrist doesn’t know his right from his left.

We started off on the wrong foot.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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I've always wanted to become a podiatrist, but was made to train as a paediatrician first.

Baby steps.

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👤︎ u/bbrazil
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Did you know that your local podiatrist knows all the town rumors and gossip?

It's their job to know what's a foot.

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👤︎ u/StuntsMonkey
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Podiatrists have seen way more balls than I ever will.
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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Anytime I need to catch up on the news, I just go to my podiatrist.

They have all the footage I need

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👤︎ u/Warden_CauseyJr
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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What did the podiatrist give his money-minded son for Christmas?

Sock options

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👤︎ u/RockyTopsUnknownHero
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Why do podiatrists hate the metric system?

They're in love with feet.

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👤︎ u/JPINFV
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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If a cabbie drives a cab, what does a podiatrist drive? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/otakop
📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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Why do Frenchmen make the best Podiatrists?

They are experts with defeat

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👤︎ u/MasterLJ
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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My dad's doctor didn't show to two of his appointments. He asked for another podiatrist...

He said he didn't want to get off on the wrong foot with him.

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👤︎ u/etfigysto
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office...

and tells the doctor,

Moth: Doc, I've got a terrible problem. My wife left me. I hate my job. I'm so depressed that I often contemplate suicide.

Doc: I don't know how to help you. You need to see a psychiatrist. Why do you come to my office?

Moth: The light was on.

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👤︎ u/tamarockstar
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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A podiatrist is alone in the woods.

He hears a strange rustling in the bushes and says

"Something is afoot."

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👤︎ u/Thelandofmiguela
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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To guarantee an interview with a podiatrist

You have to get your foot in the door.

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👤︎ u/drawsprocket
📅︎ May 31 2017
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never ask a podiatrist for help with the metric system. They only know feet..
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👤︎ u/kjvlv
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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You should never ask a podiatrist about metres...

They only know feet.

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👤︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
📅︎ May 14 2015
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