No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
Do French people play video games?
What game console do the French play the most?
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
Why can't you play chess in the jungle
Because there are too many cheetahs
“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
I workout at a facility that only plays The Doors.
I call it the Gym Morrison.
My kids wanted me to play monster
So I told them I gambled away their college fund and slept with their aunt
Why do old people constantly play golf?
So they can lower their amount of strokes
Earlier my friend used to play Badminton but then he got some training. Now he plays Goodminton.
What is something a Christian kid plays?
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
A good flush will beat a full house every time.
What instrument do fishermen play?
Trying to play the new official Rick Astley boardgame.
But the instructions just say ‘You know the rules, and so do I”
Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?
Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.
Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.
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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.
I play Chess regularly with my friend, but last time he suddenly said " let's make this interesting "...
..so we stopped and went home.
My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
Best game to play on a huge boat?
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
They don’t have any organs.
If Father Christmas played soccer, what position would he play ?
I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.
I don’t know what to make of it.
I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .
It was just one ting after another.
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
My kid wanted to play 2d life.
So I installed 4 installs of half-life.
What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?
There’s too many cheetahs.
What is the best kind of music to play before Christmas?
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?
What did the musician play that landed him in jail?
Why do cows never play chess?
Because they can’t make any mooooooooove
You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
Some say there is no way for a woman to play Cat Woman correctly
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
My wife plays soccer with her hands.
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