I'm always working on a new play on words or turn of phrase...

You could say I've always got a pun in the oven!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raging-moderate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2021
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When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.

No pun indented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one

Total pun-upper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomophobe
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Not sure if that's a pun or a play on words

Present progressive: It is nothing Present simple: It noth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Symon_Pude
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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A little play on words for y’all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpl_panda_dog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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I don't like word play jokes done on purpose...

I prefer when they're pun-intentional

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctic_Womble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walked into a bar

No joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Watch "Word Play Hotel - Foil Arms and Hog" on YouTube youtu.be/q8vzTo70izI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Do you know what a play on words is?

Because I don't, who stars in it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I LOVE puns way too much. I love them so much I'm going to write a theater show about them - it's a play on words
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanminium
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2012
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I wish I had a dollar for every Dad joke, turn of phrase, or play on words I manage to rattle off on a daily basis.

You know what they say though, "Punny doesn't grow on trees..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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my dad surprised me with this clever play on words, took me a minute to get at the time

just got home from the first day of school (i was in debate class at school)--

dad: how was school?

me: it was good, but a few of my friends dropped debate class

dad: dropped debate? what are they, fishermen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkbf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Found this little play-on-words in a science lab at school.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBadWolfX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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My dads recent play on words

Me (Lexi): I’m so excited with these wedding photos. I can’t wait to start on making an album for them,

Dad (Alan): You can’t do that. It would have to be a Lexibum. You’re name isn’t Al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexisjoann
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricbertymorytinez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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A play on words

Play on words: Sexually frustrated sea mammals

     I'm Russ Whale. My wife Bayleen a few months ago gave birth to our first calf, Humphrey. I convinced my mother-in-law to whale watch tonight. It's been far too long. I drop off Humphrey and head home to hook up with the wife. 

I arrive and who do I sealion there? The wife. I'm undeterred. I try my patented move, the Humpback. I get a slight groan.

Bayleen: Rus, Are you poking me in the back again?

Rus: It's on porpoise. We're alone for the first time in forever.

Bayleen: I'm so tired, I haven't got any sleep with Humphrey making me into a nurse shark. Plus you smell like ambergris.

Rus: Hamburgers?

Bayleen: Yes, hamburgers. Please go take a shower or something.

Rus: Ok.

Rus takes a quick shower and returns. Bayleen is asleep again. Rus tries the humpback maneuver again. Nothing.

Rus: Sometimes... I wish I was a sperm whale.

Rus is slightly blubbering and and all you can make outs is odd noises and maybe the word 'blowhole'. Rus cries himself to sleep.

Fin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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What do you call a fraud based on a word play?

A puns-i scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avocadokadabra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tourdefranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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A lame play on Russian words

Me and my family are from Krasnoyarsk, Russia. But I've known English most of my life by now. My dad, however, is from Georgia, and thinks its hilarious to play on Russian words. I recently got a new Mazda Miata. Every Tim he sees it, he says "Nice car, man!" In Russian. Car=машина(Ma-shee-na) Man=ΠΌΡƒΠΆΡ‡ΠΈΠ½Π°(Mu-zh-chee-na) Get it? Nice musheena, musheena! He won't stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luca20
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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A classic play on words

After listening to the lyrics of "Blinded by the Light:"

Me: Those first few lines don't make any sense.

Dad: You know why they don't make any cents? Because they don't have a job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizdippler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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too many plays on words for me to handle

while talking to my roommates about the fabulous acting of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I mentioned that time he played the tooth fairy. roommate replies,

"yeah he really rocked that role"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eewwee
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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