What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a computer?

Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Brad Pit
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChomperCreeper
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BusyPooping
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What did the poor detective say when he fell into the endless pit?

β€œI’m never going to get to the bottom of this.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nwmimms
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What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?

A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
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Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?

it's a sweet ass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timmy_6919
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What's a moth pit?

It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit

A good retirement plan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lfantine
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How do you remove an automobile from a car pit?

You floor it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PawneeCityCouncil
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Pit-bull Jokes

What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Florida?

>!A hot dog!<

What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Alaska?

>!A chillie-dog!<

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ALizardKing
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Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?

He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aortic_Bacon
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I was roasting duck in a fire pit...

Some might say I enjoy smoking quack.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2019
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I got injured in one of those illegal cockfighting pits.

Can you believe they let the other guy bring a bloody chicken!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phelyan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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Moth pit!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brash-and-bold
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The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.

But she slowly started warming up to it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arunie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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My friend said that I'm in a deep pit of water

I know he means well.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2019
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I got my wife a fire pit for her birthday

She was cold about it at first , but she’s warming up to it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rebewnoved
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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What do you call a rude pit?

Ahole

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grillsteakr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call a bunch of Democrats in a pit?

An asshole.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GezzRoll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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What do you call a pit full of donkeys?

An asshole

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CeleryHunter143
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Braid Pit
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yourSAS
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Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XilenceBF
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So I heard about a special kind of pit today, for storing things like beer and wine...

It's called an alco-hole.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Exposed_dancer
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I was about to join the mosh pit at the recent Gavin Rossdale concert.

But I don’t beat around the Bush

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2018
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Why didn’t the indecisive man jump into the pit?

He was in a hole lot of doubt.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flaccid_Emu
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Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.

It was groundbreaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BottleSSBM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2016
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Pita Pit looks like a wild time imgur.com/XEMsMEx
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thirteenoranges
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What do you call four bullfighters in a pit of quicksand?

Cuatro Sinko

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dispand
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Fire pit humor

Sitting around a fire pit at a cabin we were staying at last weekend with my wife and some other family.

My wife leans over and wipes a piece of ash off of my jacket, to which I reply:

"You love to tap that ash, don't you?"

Everyone groaned.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elfurioso
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Sad to hear about the snake pit at the zoo that was shut down

Now they don't even have a pit to hiss in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skabonious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2017
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So I saw a fat pit bull today...

One might say he's a little husky

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maimedbystander
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I just swallowed an olive pit, but I think Olive

Thought of this one today at dinner.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snorkal
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At the La Brea tar pits: "He looks a little tongue tied!"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyitskateeeee
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Out Dadjoked at the fire pit

Myself: Watch out, you're playing with fire. Uncle: Oh I know, I feel the heat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SSHSindev
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I asked my dad how he whittles a monkey out of a peach pit.

He responded, "You just have to whittle away everything that doesn't look like a monkey"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rewster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2013
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?

A pit bull.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Somethinggood4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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I enjoy roasting duck in a fire pit...

Some might say I enjoy smoking quack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/changhaobyu
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