A cow and an ox fell into a pit of despair, the cow says "How long do you think we'll be down here?" The Ox says "Once you moove over"
What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a computer?
Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
What did the poor detective say when he fell into the endless pit?
“I’m never going to get to the bottom of this.”
What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
What's a moth pit?
It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.
Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?
Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit
How do you remove an automobile from a car pit?
Pit-bull Jokes
What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Florida?
>!A hot dog!<
What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Alaska?
>!A chillie-dog!<
Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
I was roasting duck in a fire pit...
Some might say I enjoy smoking quack.
I got injured in one of those illegal cockfighting pits.
Can you believe they let the other guy bring a bloody chicken!
The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.
But she slowly started warming up to it.
My friend said that I'm in a deep pit of water
I got my wife a fire pit for her birthday
She was cold about it at first , but she’s warming up to it.
What do you call a rude pit?
What do you call a pit full of donkeys?
What do you call a bunch of Democrats in a pit?
Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
I was about to join the mosh pit at the recent Gavin Rossdale concert.
But I don’t beat around the Bush
So I heard about a special kind of pit today, for storing things like beer and wine...
It's called an alco-hole.
Why didn’t the indecisive man jump into the pit?
He was in a hole lot of doubt.
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
What do you call four bullfighters in a pit of quicksand?
Fire pit humor
Sitting around a fire pit at a cabin we were staying at last weekend with my wife and some other family.
My wife leans over and wipes a piece of ash off of my jacket, to which I reply:
"You love to tap that ash, don't you?"
Everyone groaned.
Sad to hear about the snake pit at the zoo that was shut down
Now they don't even have a pit to hiss in
So I saw a fat pit bull today...
One might say he's a little husky
I just swallowed an olive pit, but I think Olive
Thought of this one today at dinner.
At the La Brea tar pits: "He looks a little tongue tied!"
Out Dadjoked at the fire pit
Myself: Watch out, you're playing with fire.
Uncle: Oh I know, I feel the heat.
I asked my dad how he whittles a monkey out of a peach pit.
He responded, "You just have to whittle away everything that doesn't look like a monkey"
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?
What’s the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
I enjoy roasting duck in a fire pit...
Some might say I enjoy smoking quack
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