What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?
I falafel.
What did the hungover pita sandwich say?
I falafel.
While ordering butter chicken at a local restaurant, I asked if they had any pita
....they had Nhan
Eating pita always ruins my appetite
I canβt eat anything posthummusly
Pita Pit looks like a wild time imgur.com/XEMsMEx
"Excuse me, do you have any pita bread left?"
"Sorry, we have naan."
If you order pita bread twice...
Does that make it repeata bread?
It's a real pita that I didn't pick up that sandwich for you.
I sure falafel about it.
What is a popular children's book that is edible?
Pita Pan
I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
It was a hummuside
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What's the most annoying kind of bread?
PITA
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker
We had schawarma last night.
My daughter said she ate too much and felafel. My son asked which pita was the one Katniss was marrying. I was glad he could rise to the occasion with a bread joke. It was the yeast he could do.
Why does the Gotham Police Department refuse to eat another Greek sandwich?
Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?
It was a PITA PARKA
I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour
But after 30 minutes, I pitaβd out
Whatβs your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?
A hummusexual
Recognized I had a dad joke during lunch today
Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.
Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."
Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."
Wife sighs.
Me: "What? That was awesome!"
