What did the hummus say to the pita bread when he got sick?

I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jenivede
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What did the hungover pita sandwich say?

I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dayinnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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While ordering butter chicken at a local restaurant, I asked if they had any pita

....they had Nhan

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Eating pita always ruins my appetite

I can’t eat anything posthummusly

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Pita Pit looks like a wild time imgur.com/XEMsMEx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteenoranges
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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"Excuse me, do you have any pita bread left?"

"Sorry, we have naan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveBranchMLP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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If you order pita bread twice...

Does that make it repeata bread?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tychobrahe2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2016
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It's a real pita that I didn't pick up that sandwich for you.

I sure falafel about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellsdb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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What is a popular children's book that is edible?

Pita Pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legitsnit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...

It was a hummuside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja3497
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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The Greeks make the best cheese

You feta believe it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Heh, get it...? Eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyImColeTastik
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What's the most annoying kind of bread?

PITA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalPizza21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barcosbarcos
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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We had schawarma last night.

My daughter said she ate too much and felafel. My son asked which pita was the one Katniss was marrying. I was glad he could rise to the occasion with a bread joke. It was the yeast he could do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chargrill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Why does the Gotham Police Department refuse to eat another Greek sandwich?

Because it's the gyro Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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Did you hear that Spider-Man made himself a winter jacket out of Greek bread?

It was a PITA PARKA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fh132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I wanted to see how much flatbread I could eat in an hour

But after 30 minutes, I pita’d out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redkingror
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What’s your sexual orientation if you loved mashed chickpeas?

A hummusexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhijani97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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Recognized I had a dad joke during lunch today

Wife was making some Greek sandwiches for lunch today and the pita bread wasn't cooperating.

Wife: "This pita bread is terrible."

Me: "Yup, it's awfully pita-ful."

Wife sighs.

Me: "What? That was awesome!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockleezombie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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