I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
So a pen went to a shop and got some jewelry.
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
What's the relationship between Octopi and Pens?
They have a lot ink-common.
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
Someone's used indelible pen to scribble a picture of a dog on my wall!
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
I married a pen a few years ago
It's a mistake I cant erase
I bought a rabbit pen.
But my rabbit still can’t write.
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?
The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...
I guess I'm just lambidextrous...
I'll show y'all to the door.
What do Mike and Sulley fill their pens with?
The best pen ever made will be the second to last ever made...
Because it would be penultimate.
"Mark my words—" said the pen...
... but the scissors cut him off.
I found a pen that writes underwater
It writes other words too
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
Highlighter pens are the future.
Wow that pen is so attractive.
I decided to make a fortune with a new invention, a pen vending machine!
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
I need some help fixing my new pen.
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She just can’t seem to let it go.
My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
Why was the baby pen sad?
Because it saw its mommy pen starting a long sentence
My last pen is nearly out of ink
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
Me: one day you will inherit all these priceless family heirlooms
My dumbass kid: dad these are vape pens
Me: no they are the family juuls
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
I told my student to stop denting his pen by hitting his desk with it. “That’s not allowed today,” I said:
“Only on In De Pen Dents Day.
If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...
Where there's a quill there's a way.
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It writes other words too.
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It can also write other words too!
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