I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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︎ Jan 04 2013
I have a pencil that used to belong to Shakespeare, but he chewed on it a lot.
I can't even tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Apr 26 2022
I made a pencil with two erasers
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︎ Feb 11 2022
You can make a pencil with an eraser at both ends
But what would be the point?
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︎ May 05 2022
Why do pencils love being sharpened?
Itβs never a dull moment for them!
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︎ Apr 13 2022
My pencil keeps on breaking whilst sharpening it.
It's truly pointless now.
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︎ May 06 2022
My son broke his pencil while solving calculus...
"It's pointless," he says.
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︎ Apr 24 2022
I have fallen in love with a pencil and we are getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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︎ Mar 01 2022
My dad once handed me a pickled artichoke heart, said it would βput lead in my pencilβ:
βNot like you have anyone to write to, thoughβ
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︎ Apr 19 2022
I wanted to post a joke about a broken pencil
But, then I realized there was no point.
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︎ Mar 03 2022
Colo(u)r Pencils are so great.
They may have a stretchy appearance, but their personality is quiet colorful........ 'CAUSE they know to blend.
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︎ Mar 13 2022
Nobody wants to hear a dad-joke about a broken pencil.
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︎ Feb 24 2022
TIL: Nietzsche wrote his entire manifesto with a dull pencil.
Mostly because it was pointless.
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︎ Mar 10 2022
I made a pencil with two points
Mistakes were made
*Response to u/Fearless-Yam-6398 thanks for the inspirational joke
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︎ Feb 12 2022
A pencil isn't John Wick's favorite murder weapon.
But I'd say it's definitely #2.
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︎ Feb 18 2022
A friend of mine collects blunt pencils,
personally I find his hobby a bit pointless.
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︎ Jan 04 2022
You shouldn't write with broken pencils
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︎ Feb 16 2022
Trying to write with a broken pencil is a waste of time.
It's completely pointless.
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︎ Jan 09 2022
Did you guys hear the one about the broken pencil?
Never mindβ¦ Thereβs no point.
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︎ Jan 13 2022
I recently bought a genuine, rare pencil once owned by Shakespeare.
It's chewed, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not to 2B.
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︎ Nov 12 2021
Think I spend too much money on pencils.
My bank just told me i've overdrawn.
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︎ Jan 27 2022
I couldn't understand why my teacher always said that the essays I wrote stink.
Turns out my pencil was a No. 2.
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︎ Apr 18 2022
Don't be friends with people that insult the end of pencils.
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︎ Dec 04 2021
Today in class, one of my students volunteered to sharpen my entire class set of colored pencils. When he was done, he spent several minutes trying to convince me that sharpening pencils should be his job for the rest of the school year.
I have to admit, he made some good pointsβ¦
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︎ Jan 06 2022
Can trees poop?
Yes. How else do we get No. 2 pencils?
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︎ Mar 24 2022
I snapped the graphite in my pencil earlier...
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︎ Jan 27 2022
Which is more popular, pens or pencils?
I think pencils are the number 2 choice.
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︎ Nov 10 2021
Pencils
Credit to my 5 year old who just ran up to me with his joke he has apparently told
His whole class.
Where do pencils go for vacations?
Pencilvania
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︎ Nov 12 2021
Shakespeare had a bad habit of chewing pencils
It was so badly chewed I could hardly tell if it was 2B or not 2B
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︎ Nov 12 2021
What did the hippie pen say to the hippie pencil?
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︎ Dec 09 2021
Have you ever had one of those days where youβre drawing with a [white] coloring pencil on a [white] sheet of paper?
Because Iβm drawing a blankβ¦
Note: feel free to swap βwhiteβ with any other color, as long as theyβre exactly the sameβ¦
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︎ Oct 26 2021
Whatβs a pencilβs favorite place to go on vacation?
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︎ Jan 04 2022
did you hear the joke about the dull pencil?
Don't worry there is no point
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︎ Oct 04 2021
What do you call a flying pencil?
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︎ Dec 16 2021
What do you call a pencil with a eraser at each end
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︎ Sep 15 2021
I wonder what pencil Shakespeare usedβ¦
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︎ Mar 24 2022
What Shakespeare ask himself before buying a pencil?
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︎ Mar 02 2022
Colo(u)r pencils are so great.
They may have a stretchy appearance, but their personality is quiet colorful........ 'CAUSE they know to blend.
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︎ Mar 13 2022
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
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︎ Dec 14 2021
What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless πβ
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︎ Jan 16 2022
A friend of mine collects blunt pencils...
Personally I think his hobby is pointless!!
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︎ Jan 05 2022
Do trees poop?
If not then where do #2 pencils come from.
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︎ May 05 2022
I made a pencil with two erasersβ¦
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︎ Oct 08 2021
Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.
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︎ Oct 13 2021
I made a pencil with two erasers.
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︎ Oct 21 2021
I would tell you a joke about the broken pencil
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︎ Aug 05 2021
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
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