Peeking Puns

A list of puns related to "Peeking"

Peeking at birds instead of you
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👤︎ u/Toofgib
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?

To the I.C.U

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👤︎ u/dirtybirdal
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Where do Peek A Boos go when they get sick?

They go to the ICU.

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👤︎ u/behindthecurtain6852
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Where do you go for a peek-a-boo injury?

The ICU.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My son got hurt in a peek-a-boo accident

I took him to the ICU

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👤︎ u/The2lied
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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👤︎ u/worldstarguy69
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Where do you go if you get in an accident playing peek-a-boo?

ICU

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👤︎ u/YesImThatJ
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Peek -A-Boo
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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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👤︎ u/yousuchafukinhoe
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy

The ICU

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👤︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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What does a doctor say when playing Peek-A-Boo with his kid?

Intensive Care Unit!

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👤︎ u/rSlashisthenewPewdes
📅︎ May 09 2020
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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👤︎ u/GovernorZipper
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Warning!

Be aware We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up last night and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was ... ... A Peeking Duck!!!

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👤︎ u/Weedwacker01
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating

or just mething around?

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👤︎ u/skol_vkings
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?

Cleavesdropping.

Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.

Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.

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👤︎ u/marco262
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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Where is the most unlikely place to play peek-a-boo?

I.C.U

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👤︎ u/Armyman194
📅︎ May 26 2019
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My son asked me if I peeked at my presents early this year...

I told him that I had Clausible deniability.

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👤︎ u/LazySumo
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property?

Personally I’m on the fence.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
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👤︎ u/ILooveMangoes
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Where do people who have seizures in the middle of a "Peek-A-Boo" game go?

They go to the ICU.

I'll show myself out.

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👤︎ u/ShowingMyselfOut
📅︎ Nov 21 2015
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My obese parrot died

It was a weight off my shoulder

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👤︎ u/ur_boi_76
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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I'm proud of this business near my work
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👤︎ u/nowguccithatsmymfni
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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He took my wheel to live!
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👤︎ u/Squatyslav
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke

I replied I kendo it.

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👤︎ u/lemon_alpha
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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The easiest word to spell

People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why

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👤︎ u/kaizersozen
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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Just witnessed this classic on the bus

Passenger: Which bus are you?

Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.

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👤︎ u/YourYam
📅︎ Mar 27 2017
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I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000

It was a grand dad joke

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👤︎ u/huwr
📅︎ Feb 12 2017
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why can’t you let a Pokémon in the bathroom while you’re showering?

Because he might Peek-at-chu.

Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.

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👤︎ u/jmarcatch
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?

Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU

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👤︎ u/Rayj36
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why aren't there any casinos in africa?

Because of all the cheetahs

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👤︎ u/toodaysthrownaway
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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Why do you never get changed in front of a Pokémon?

Because it might peek-ach-you

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👤︎ u/chloe-jones-smith
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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Wanna play a game?

>!Peek-A-Boo!<

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ May 17 2019
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How do mountains see?

They peek.

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👤︎ u/ctfTijG
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

To the I-C-U!

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👤︎ u/ssee1848
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Where do you take someone who has been the victim of a Peek-a-boo accident?

The I C U

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👤︎ u/kildar13x
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Where do you take some one who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I...C...U!!!

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👤︎ u/bmjerky
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident

The ICU

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

The I.C.U.

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👤︎ u/SyncingShiip
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the ICU.

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👤︎ u/Borguschain
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Where do you take someone who was injured in peek-a-boo?

To the I-C-U.

Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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**** PLEASE BE AWARE ****

We ordered a Chinese last from a local place in downtown (we won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the chili beef.

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

A Peeking Duck

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👤︎ u/createsean
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Where do you go if you get hurt playing peek-a-boo?

ICU!

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👤︎ u/subitosalsum
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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Be vigilant

I hate to do this about a local business but feel you deserve to know. 😕

** Be aware **

We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I'm not going to name them) I'd just been to pick it up and as I were driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out

I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

... A Peeking Duck!!!

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👤︎ u/beanieboombaby
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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