Titles are hard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I stole my friends goose by mistake

He told me to come over take a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badasscdub
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Took me a minute...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/richcowlonglegs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.

I might go take a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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For sale: some racing geese.

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mykennel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Goosebumps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercoincidence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What do you call a goose with β€œwandering eyes?”

A gandering gander

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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A goose talking to duck at the local pond. β€œMy husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. β€œOh really.” Says the the Duck β€œUganda?”...

β€œNo I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Found on social media...

I've got some racing geese to give away...

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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I just launched a dating app for water fowl.

I'm calling it "Gandr"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldsMostDad
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Just goosing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Two geese having a chat.....

....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa” β€œUganda?” β€œ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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An observant but not-so-trustworthy friend of mine dropped by my fowl farm yesterday.

He took a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAiFauxThe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Just like his father, Kim Jong Un takes a binocular wherever he goes.

For proper gander purposes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juror1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neotenous
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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Why are old timey political posters so colorful?

Because the artists want you to have a proper gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananasboat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Dad got me while out Christmas shopping

"Hey, I just saw a sign that said 'Free geese, come on in and take a gander!'"

I promptly showed him this sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackaffinity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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Does it look like brainwashing?

Let me take a proper gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehSantos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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Crossed a bridge over Goose Creek on a road trip

I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"

After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJReddyRed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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